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POCKETS - the new DANIELS short →
Awesome danieldanielblog: Created for a program called Random Acts on Channel 4 in London. Tommy, a man at the end of his rope, unable to provide for the woman he loves, decides to rob a stranger. The rest of the movie is really dumb and it’s about pockets.
I tell you, it’s true. Kangaroos are a menace in Australia. They are worse than...– - My mother (via juliebrister) I really want to have a phone conversation with Julie’s mom. I think we would have a lot to talk about.
This was fun to do! scottgairdner: “That’s a dick joke” Great job Nick + Charles + Chris + Jeff + Hanford + Jennie P! funnyordie: Kristen Bell’s Body of Lies You may not know this, but Kristen Bell’s body is actually covered in tattoos.
Today at lunch, my boss had this conversation with...
sitko: Boss: Guess who Amanda lives with? Little Boy: Who? Boss: Two cats. Little Boy: Not a husband? Boss: Nope, no husband. Little Boy: Is Amanda going to marry her cats? Boss: No, Amanda is going to become a lesbian.
listgenerator: Justice May Be Blind, But the Courts Machine Sees All