One night last week, in the parking lot of Cafe 101, I found a letter left under my windshield wiper that said this: “I should have smashed your fuckin’ windows out you piece of shit asshole. Why the fuck would you think it’s ok to park up on my car like that??” Last night, on Tamarind Ave, I found a big pretty flower that smelled like honey left under my windshield...
Dear everyone who has ever said anything,
theidiotking: what the fuck are you talking about? Sincerely, Dave Probably cats.
Remember when you were a kid and your cool friend had a game room? You would lie on the carpet playing Nintendo and drinking Mug root beer and then your cool friend’s mom would bring you chips poured into a plastic bowl. Sometimes there was a costume box and other times there was an angry older brother.
honorstudent: Check out our Mini Cooper ad inspired by Rocky IV. Stand and Fight! Yay Matt and Oz! I’ve never even seen Rocky, and I enjoyed this
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In the salon, I ate a massive chicken salad with guacamole and oranges. A few...– Jamie Keiles on her blog The Seventeen Magazine Project This is pretty cool. Jamie has officially replaced Tavi on my coolest teenagers list. This is the kind of thing I wished I had done when I was in high school. Instead, I wore Doc Martens, did bad SNL impressions and got put into trashcans.
Arizona, a History of Sucking →
In college I imagined riding a bicycle up to my rambling seaside (rental) home,...– House Hunting: Move On « The Bygone Bureau (via leiris)
sitko: I almost started crying as I was loading this gun… it was horrifying. I would make a very bad hired assasin.
Rue & Betty Joke Around on Set →
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Ladies do lunch with Sondheim | The Columbus... →
julieklausner: fuckyeahsondheim: Let’s hear it for the ladies who lunched with Stephen Sondheim. The dozen or so women - who refer to themselves as the Ladies Who Lunch Club, after the song from the Sondheim musical Company - have long corresponded by mail with him. They had invited Sondheim to be their guest for lunch in Columbus or New York. The 80-year-old responded by offering to host a...
“Money talks, but I just walk when I can’t stand it” Sometimes drag queens make music videos.
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Things That Nobody Hates: Memorial Day →
On Memorial Day I went to lunch on Abbot Kinney in Venice, and while we were sitting on the patio, a guy in a convertible pulled up to the red zone outside the restaurant and parked there. He was in his 50’s and not wearing a shirt and he was blaring David Bowie so loud that no one could hear… I really hope that guy in the convertible was James Spader.
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