May 2010
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I heart Cream
May 1st
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April 2010
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sitko: My old college pal, Shallon Lester, has her own show on MTV called Downtown Girls.  I am super proud of Shallon. Watch this shit or I’ll punch you in the neck. Premiers June 1st @ 11pm We went to college together! Shallon is super smart and funny and cool and she deserves this so much!!
Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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I Went To My Cousin's Wedding This Weekend in San... →
During the reception, My Aunt Shelley kept sending me text messages. Some examples: “My sister-in-law is a whore”, “What a slut”, “Look at what my whore of a sister-in-law is doing now”.
Apr 27th
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Listensalu-tay-tions: Come listen to a new old song I...
Apr 27th
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“Champagne for your real friends, real pain for your sham friends.”
– Tom Waits (via tomwaits) THIS IS HOW I ROLL. (via ohmygoodness) Right on. (via lunchbreak) Sing it bros
Apr 27th
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“In a recent poll on the porn blog Fleshbot, “Jewish girls” ranked...”
– Good to know. Now who wants them digits! Via
Apr 26th
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An Open Letter to My Waiter →
Apr 22nd
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Apr 15th
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Thing I Regret Eating →
Apr 14th
Jewish Ghosts w/ Amanda & Jennie →
Amanda: What is a dybbuk?  Is it a jewish ghost? Jennie: No it’s more like a demon. It can possess you like exorcist style or sort of haunt you like a poltergeist might. It’s not really believed in as hardcore as Catholics believe in that stuff, it’s more sort of Jewish mythology like a Golem is.  How did that come up? Amanda: I am watching a Serious Man and the opening is a story about a...
Apr 14th
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Apr 12th
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Apr 12th
Reviews by my Aunt Dorothy - Tech Products →
Zeo Sleep Monitor Strap a small sensor on your forehead, and as you sleep, it records your brainwaves and transmits them to the Zeo Alarm Clock. The device measures how much deep and REM sleep you got, which helps you analyze the quality of your sleep over time. “My girlfriend Sheryl started taking those Ambien pills. I told her my other girlfriend Carol took those and after about 4...
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Apr 5th
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Apr 5th
Some Very Good Pranks →
In case you didn’t know, yesterday was April Fools Day. People like to play pranks on each other on April Fools Day like pretending that a coworker got a raise when they really did not. Or sending a family member an email filled with gibberish words. Or filling a friends bathtub with Jell-o. HA! Here are some other very fun prank ideas that can work for anyone! Call your mom. Take...
Apr 2nd
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Apr 2nd
Tweet Fails →
I make up Tweets for celebrities to the best of my ability
Apr 1st
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