I guess I have never seen a preview for a book before. I think I like it.
CARTOONS by Dallas Clayton Do people still have “expensive silverware” and if so do burglars still try to steal it?
yourkitchensink: Unexpected Dance Floor Jam # 1 ...
This looks really funny and cool
One Hundred Word Story: Little Mary Smith
Little Mary Smith sits at a small wooden desk in a tiny one-room schoolhouse in the typical Mid-western town of Paradise, Kansas, dreaming of the proverbial “big city”. Poor Mary Smith is in a funk. She has recently arrived at the conclusion that everything around her screams “poor white trash of the dustbowl”. From her slack-jawed Uncle Jim, to the faded hopscotch squares drawn with charcoal on...
My made-up life is way more interesting than my...
For an audition today, I had a short on-camera interview: Guy behind camera: What are you going to do this summer? Me: I am going to see my nephew get born. Guy: Wow! How exciting! When is he due? Me: Sometime in early August. My sister lives in Maine and she is going to have a home birth so I am flying up there for a week in hopes that it happens while I’m there. My sister is a real big...
Imaginary Mixtape: July →
Balloon Fite! - Everybody Get Dance Ugly Girl - The Cry Police Tee-hee, these always make me laugh
Hey Pasadena, why the fuck do you take forever to drive to!? And why are you so hot!?
yourkitchensink: Lionel Ritchie - All Night Long I would like to attend a dance party that features this song. Tam bo li de say de moi ya Hey Jambo Jumbo Way to parti o we goin’ Oh, jambali Tam bo li de say de moi ya Yeah, Jambo, jumbo Seconded. This was one of my favorite songs in 5th grade. Yeah I listened to Coast 101.3 pretty much exclusively.
One Hundred Word Story: Chun-Li
Chun-Li lies on the bathroom floor of her 33rd floor New York City Penthouse Apartment. Cheek pressed against the smooth Italian tile, she listens to the not-so-distant hum of the idling ice truck on the corner push its growling, up, up into the dark clouds. Stoned and drunk and feeling oh-so-lonely, Poor Chun-Li broods over the wreck her life has become and longs for simpler days. From being...