August 2009
38 posts
I guess I have never seen a preview for a book before. I think I like it.
July 2009
29 posts
CARTOONS
by Dallas Clayton
Do people still have “expensive silverware” and if so do burglars still try to steal it?
Hardcore party
This looks really funny and cool
One Hundred Word Story: Little Mary Smith
Little Mary Smith sits at a small wooden desk in a tiny one-room schoolhouse in the typical Mid-western town of Paradise, Kansas, dreaming of the proverbial “big city”. Poor Mary Smith is in a funk. She has recently arrived at the conclusion that everything around her screams “poor white trash of the dustbowl”. From her slack-jawed Uncle Jim, to the faded hopscotch squares drawn with charcoal on...
My made-up life is way more interesting than my...
For an audition today, I had a short on-camera interview:
Guy behind camera: What are you going to do this summer?
Me: I am going to see my nephew get born.
Guy: Wow! How exciting! When is he due?
Me: Sometime in early August. My sister lives in Maine and she is going to have a home birth so I am flying up there for a week in hopes that it happens while I’m there. My sister is a real big...
Imaginary Mixtape: July →
Balloon Fite! - Everybody Get Dance
Ugly Girl - The Cry Police
Tee-hee, these always make me laugh
Hey Pasadena, why the fuck do you take forever to drive to!? And why are you so hot!?
yourkitchensink:
Lionel Ritchie - All Night Long
I would like to attend a dance party that features this song.
Tam bo li de say de moi ya Hey Jambo Jumbo Way to parti o we goin’ Oh, jambali Tam bo li de say de moi ya Yeah, Jambo, jumbo
Seconded. This was one of my favorite songs in 5th grade. Yeah I listened to Coast 101.3 pretty much exclusively.
One Hundred Word Story: Chun-Li
Chun-Li lies on the bathroom floor of her 33rd floor New York City Penthouse Apartment. Cheek pressed against the smooth Italian tile, she listens to the not-so-distant hum of the idling ice truck on the corner push its growling, up, up into the dark clouds.
Stoned and drunk and feeling oh-so-lonely, Poor Chun-Li broods over the wreck her life has become and longs for simpler days. From being...