June 2009
35 posts
Sitting On The Couch With My Roommate Is Where All...
Watching American Beauty on TNT
Amanda (in reference to the character that videotapes the plastic bag for a super long time): He is sooooo hot. Oh man, so hot.
Me: He’s kinda gay
Amanda: You’re gay
Me: He’s very feminine
Amanda: Fuck you
May 2009
21 posts
Why I am not allowed to interact with people
At a Coldstone Creamery this weekend with my friend Erin, I suddenly saw my friend Chad walk in. He was holding an Urban Outfitters bag.
Me (Very excitedly grabbing my friend Chad by the arm): Hey Chad, what did ya get at the store?!
Chad turns around and it is not Chad at all. It is a total stranger.
Me: Oops…Oh no…I am so sorry…I thought you were someone else…please go...
WatchI heart Nathan Barnatt
I babysit for a very precocious 9 year old named Willa. Yesterday we took the dog for a walk. The dog pooped as per usual and I picked up the poop with a little poop bag:
Willa: Can I hold the poop bag?
Me: Sure
I hand her the bag. She starts to squish the poop through the bag with her hands.
Willa: Look what I can do. It feels really weird but also good.
Me: That’s gross, you...
Sing it sister.
I heart Tayler
salu-tay-tions:
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WatchI made this! I call it “Ladies”
