Sitting On The Couch With My Roommate Is Where All...
Watching American Beauty on TNT Amanda (in reference to the character that videotapes the plastic bag for a super long time): He is sooooo hot. Oh man, so hot. Me: He’s kinda gay Amanda: You’re gay Me: He’s very feminine Amanda: Fuck you
Why I am not allowed to interact with people
At a Coldstone Creamery this weekend with my friend Erin, I suddenly saw my friend Chad walk in. He was holding an Urban Outfitters bag. Me (Very excitedly grabbing my friend Chad by the arm): Hey Chad, what did ya get at the store?! Chad turns around and it is not Chad at all. It is a total stranger. Me: Oops…Oh no…I am so sorry…I thought you were someone else…please go...
I heart Nathan Barnatt
I babysit for a very precocious 9 year old named Willa. Yesterday we took the dog for a walk. The dog pooped as per usual and I picked up the poop with a little poop bag: Willa: Can I hold the poop bag? Me: Sure I hand her the bag. She starts to squish the poop through the bag with her hands. Willa: Look what I can do. It feels really weird but also good. Me: That’s gross, you...
Sing it sister. I heart Tayler salu-tay-tions: ...
I made this! I call it “Ladies”