The Amazing Adventures of David and Jennie! Featured on the front page of Funnyordie today!
I heart Joey and David
I donced myself right out the womb...
theidiotking: ..is it strange to donce so soon? Dave is funny
Brenda The Tax Associate
Tonight I got my taxes done at H&R Block and was assigned to Brenda The Tax Associate. She spoke Spanish and had a diamond heart necklace that may or may not have been from JC Penney. She told me how much I owed to H&R Block for the use of their tax expertise and I got real still. Then she told me how much I owed to the government and I excused myself to go outside and cry for a second. ...
funfetti: Goosebump alert… Susan on Britain’s Got Talent is 47 and hasn’t sung in two years, because she was too heartbroken after her mother passed away. Susan has never been on a date or kissed another person. She lives by herself with her best friend, a cat named Pebbles. Wow, what a loser right? Susan’s got a word for all you bastards who just judged her! Hit it Susan! Sing it sister.
I accidentally left my camera at my friend David’s house. He used it to take about 85 pictures of a family of baby squirrels. He said something like, “They were just so adorable. I spent a half an hour just watching them. One of them ate from my hand”. I agreed they were super cute. Then I called him a girl.
My Nana Vera: Killin' it at Passover Seder (As Per...
Pre-Seder activity of drinking a shot of licorice flavored vodka. Sipping it like classy ladies: Me: I went on a date the other night Nana: What was her name? Mid-Seder. Mom is explaining that Matzah can only be cooked for 18 minutes because after that it starts to rise: Nana: Your grandfather takes longer Post-Seder. I am washing dishes in the kitchen. Nana comes in with chocolate frosting...
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