October 2009
30 posts
Frisee lettuce is a fucking joke. Way to fill my salad with a bunch of bullshit. If I wanted to eat thorns, I would chomp on a fucking rose bush. FAIL
“Everybody’s so friendly. I don’t understand how you have any teeth, because...”
– ~ Bronson Pinchot in an AV Club interview when asked what he thought of the very small island where he filmed his latest movie
An excerpt from my novel.
drewhancock:
Nedry wiped his forehead and came back with a sleeve matted in sweat. In his head he mapped out the plan for what had to be the hundredth time that day: control room to hallway to laboratory to incubation room. From there he had about a 30 second window to get the embryos into the Barbasol can. Then it was just a matter of getting to the last boat on time. The whole process...
A True Story
When the elevator doors open on the second floor, a small group of office people are laughing so hard it seems likely they will get on all fours and start biting my ankles.
Still smiling, the skinny woman in the gray pantsuit runs her hands through her dark ponytail and so much hair gel gets all over her hands that she has no choice but to wipe it on the elevator wall behind her.
Still...
For Men
thisisimportant:
Women like it when men say they “like a woman with curves” (and I’m not saying this because I am a fat woman who needs to hear something like that to boost her self-esteem, I’m actually pretty slim, only chubby in a couple places, although a couple years ago I used to be chubbier, but now I am a size 4, but in some brands a size 6, and even in some brands a size 8, but also in...
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WatchDavid Young killin it at CollegeHumor! We’re so proud!
Barney's in Beverly Hills
Overheard by shoe salesgirl (on the phone):
“Hello? The flats or the heels? The over-the-knee lace-ups are called “Boog” and they come in Ice and Black.”
I had to return shoes there for my boss that cost $1,460. When I touched the receipt, it felt hot and crumbly.
Will Arnett was standing in line in front of me. He reminded me of a goat.
The music sounded like...
“The champagne is flat and the caviar has run out-will it never end?”
– Mike Nichols - according to Carrie Fisher
Things That Make Me Feel Very Freaked Out and Kind...
Articles like this one about digging up 4.4 million year old people’s bones
AAHHH! WE’RE CONSTANTLY EVOLVING!
Imaginary Mixtape 10/2/09 →
I never get sick of silly made up song names. Ever.
Things That Make Me Feel Very Freaked Out and Kind...
The Griffith Observatory Samuel Oschin Planetarium
AHHH! WE’RE SO INSIGNIFICANT!
WatchThe Walkmen - On The Water
The last time Marisa and I visited Cookie Mountain, we killed a kid with a nine iron. It wasn’t self defense so much as violent, heated rage.
We can never return.
Edith Zimmerman, your heart is my heart →
